Ain't nobody got time for that!
This is the podcast where two sassy sisters spill the tea on life, love, and all the little things that get under our skin—or make us laugh 'til we cry. We're here to chat about everything from the ridiculous to the relatable, with a dash of real talk and a sprinkle of salty language. So buckle up, because we're not holding back. If you've ever found yourself saying, "Ain't nobody got time for that," then this is the podcast for you. Tune in, laugh along, and let's vent together!
Episodes
46 episodes since 2022
Phone on a string, Art Deco bars, wine bras and hard drive hoovering!
Welcome back listeners to another episode of Ain't nobody got time for that! In this episode we make our apologies for the craziness of the last episode, discuss our holiday preparations and discover that Sue has purchased a phone case with a s...
September 12, 2024
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Season 2
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Episode 21
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36:57
Overpacking for holidays, hair loss, and the love doctor!
Greetings listeners! Warning for this episode, it is more chaotic than usual, if that is possible, as we have an uninvited guest when Sue's boyfriend, Sam, comes home early! We do get the chance to chat about packing for Sue's upcoming trip to ...
August 29, 2024
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Season 2
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Episode 20
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30:02
Plaster disaster, Primark shopping with a teenager, sticky weather and Rita Ora
Welcome back to another nonsense packed episode of Ain't Nobody Got Time For That! As well as updating you on our quest to collab with a sunglasses brand, we discover that Michelle should not be plastering and she should stick to girls things. ...
August 15, 2024
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Season 2
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Episode 19
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33:41
Chicken man, tuna face, favourite back ring, and free sunglasses.
Welcome back everyone! We are here again with another episode of Ain't nobody got time for that! In today's episode we talk about strange addictions, read some Facebook messages and Sue once again confesses to taking tips from Killing Eve. We a...
August 01, 2024
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Season 2
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Episode 18
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33:34
Expensive team building, sticky weather, all about Sue, forgetfulness and murder mysteries.
Yeeee haw! Welcome back to another episode of Ain't nobody got time for that! In this Sue centric episode Sue temporarily has her hands on her hips as she confesses that she has possibly lost her marbles, and her car keys and Michelle repeatedl...
July 18, 2024
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Season 2
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Episode 17
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35:51
Primark clothing ranges, crafty darts, bunionectamy, chuffing hot weather and too much football.
Welcome back to another episode of Ain't nobody got time for that! We go on a rollercoaster this week as Michelle gets mistaken for a man, Sue is "that" person in Primark, and we both take breathing for granted. We also ask the questions: Who i...
July 04, 2024
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Season 2
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Episode 16
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32:38
Taxidermy, teletext, riding solo, clingfilm wraps and would you rather part 2.
Greetings listeners! It is time to strap in and enjoy another episode of Ain't nobody got time for that! This episode we dive into some more 'would you rather' questions and ask: are there any benefits to having cocks for fingers? Would we forf...
June 21, 2024
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Season 2
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Episode 15
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31:41
Rough diamonds, muff dentists, pop-up bars with all the mod cons and would you rather?
Hello listeners! Welcome to episode 14 of Ain't Nobody got Time for That! It is quite the roller coaster this time, Michelle has recovered from overdoing it at the fiesta and is officially 'back on the gin'. We discover that Sue would 'sc...
June 06, 2024
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Season 2
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Episode 14
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33:45
Only pinchos, set fire to the head, bike wankers, Mother Hubbard, streaking and mocking.
Welcome along to episode 13! Unlucky for some, but not you listeners, this episode is full of much stuff and nonsense. Michelle is not quite firing on all four cylinders due to overdoing fiestas, thankfully Sue is the self proclaimed glue that ...
May 23, 2024
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Season 2
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Episode 13
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32:28
Saints on a tray, having a fall, Sue in a suitcase, Mrs Wembley and an upgraded Steptoe's Yard.
Welcome back listeners, to another episode of Ain't Nobody Got Time For That! Today Sue spends most of the episode with her hands on her hips as she is not happy being back in the UK, if anyone can help with her move to Spain, please get in tou...
May 09, 2024
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Season 2
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Episode 12
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37:32
Ghostly cocks, Señor Google, throuples, and a seagull voyeur.
Welcome back everyone! We are here again with some more stuff and nonsense. In today's chat we welcome back John from the 1800s, talk a lot about throuples, or a trilationship if you will. As well as there being a Lot of 'whys' in today's episo...
April 25, 2024
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Season 2
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Episode 11
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29:53
Introducing: Lick, Date, Dick!
Welcome back listeners! We have a fun packed episode for you this time, we introduce our new game: Lick, Date, Dick. Get onto our instagram to tell us what you think and who you would do what to from our selections. We also ask the questi...
April 11, 2024
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Season 2
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Episode 10
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31:30
Congratulations you are not dead, decorative knobs, burning art, chicken wattles, sebum and pre-cum, and bedroom rotary systems.
Welcome to another episode of Ain't Nobody Got Time For That! Today's episode does come with a warning, especially if you are vegan or weak of stomach...We discuss Michelle's recent holiday, as well as the "finer points" of Saltburn and we ques...
March 28, 2024
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Season 2
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Episode 9
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31:21
One Day, no cry, smoking Marlboro Lights, fostering dogs, Sam Smith and Celebrity Big Brother.
Welcome one and all to this episode of Ain't Nobody Got Time For That! In this episode we talked about One Day, and yes there are spoilers, so if you are planning to watch it you should do that before listening to us pick it apart! We also ask ...
March 14, 2024
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Season 2
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Episode 8
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30:11
Biblical weather, ugly crying, out of date Covid tests, opening gifts in front of people and a little bit of pre.
Welcome back, and apologies, we are a little tardy with this episode, please forgive us we were living it up in the UK (well, sort of) and then recovering. In this issue we discuss Sam's travel arrangements to Spain next month, Sue get's emotio...
February 29, 2024
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Season 2
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Episode 7
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30:59
All the trimmings, chopping room floors, treason and overgrown body hair.
Welcome back to another episode of Ain't Nobody got Time for That! This episode is full of all the usual nonsense, so once again we recommend that you assume the brace position. Sue tells us all about when disaster struck during her Sunda...
February 08, 2024
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Season 2
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Episode 7
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30:51
Albanian sausage, fun on Symi Island, mini bar vibes, fish, meat and wood!
In this episode, we get lost in the memories of our first holiday abroad, Sue recalls that she did more than touch an Albanian sausage as well as eating a whole fish for the first time. Michelle on the other hand is all about the wood! We also ...
January 25, 2024
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Season 2
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Episode 6
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31:30
Dry (or not) January, de-Christmas-ing, Kerplunk, nyabs and drop us a line!
Happy New Year and welcome back to, Ain't Nobody Got Time For That! We hope that you all had a fabulous Christmas and New Year and you are ready for 2024. In this episode we ask many questions, who does 'dry January'? And more importantly...
January 11, 2024
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Season 2
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Episode 5
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32:25
Christmas Special - our year round up, Sue's office Christmas party, New Year resolutions, and turkey carving.
Welcome to our Christmas episode! There's even bells on the soundtrack and everything, we are so festive! In this episode we discuss Sue's office Christmas do, Michelle's dislike for jigsaws, we revisit the steam and cuisine experience, and fin...
December 21, 2023
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Season 2
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Episode 4
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48:08
Split off 2024, shopping with Antonio, the cosilives, walking workouts, amazing self checkouts and no free walls.
Welcome back! And apologies for the delay in uploading this gem of an episode, there are even some posts on Insta! Shocker! In this episode Sue is on a high and we discuss our rogue long hairs, shopping with Antonio, random fiestas in Spain, an...
December 11, 2023
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Season 2
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Episode 3
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32:35
Leisure centres, bikes off of the 80s, Michelle's flying sofa, canned laughter and 'Ello 'Ello.
Welcome back! Here we are again, chatting random shite, this episode is a bit rogue. Apologies for the sound quality, Sue sounds like she's in a box or the toilet, it could be either... We revisit some childhood memories and ask the quest...
November 23, 2023
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Season 2
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Episode 2
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31:46
Welcome back! Today we discuss our professionalism (or lack of) when we have a 'live' business meeting, we remember eating best at BHS and drinking peach schnapps, and we dust off the Flux Capacitor.
Welcome all to episode 1 of season 2, if you have only just joined us, get back to season one, there's 23 (or 12 as Michelle says wrongly in this episode) exciting episodes to enjoy! Today we ask... how many eyes do spiders have? Can we time tr...
November 09, 2023
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Season 2
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Episode 1
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30:06
End of season one - remember, remember the 10th November!
Hello everyone :-) After the crazy events of last episode, we have decided to take a month break, so this short episode is the official end of season one. We will be back on 10th November, 2023, with more nonsense. Why not check out our instagr...
October 05, 2023
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Season 1
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Episode 23
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6:24
Crime updates, leg in a tree, iron on labels, winding and grinding to Mysterious Girl, live orgasms and all the sexuals.
We may have been tardy again and missed a week, but hopefully this bumper, rollercoaster of an episode will redeem us. Not only did we record on Sue's birthday, but my bestie was visiting me in Spain, so we have a special guest, and she &...
September 21, 2023
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Season 1
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Episode 23
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1:06:24
Hangovers, Deliveroo, murder probes, hot policemen and don't worry, it's just chicken!
Welcome to episode 22! This episode we uncover Sue's dark side and try to decide if she is a comedy genius or a weirdo. Michelle lives in a cave, so Sue has to explain the concept of Deliveroo, and this leads us to asking: Is there anything the...
September 01, 2023
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Season 1
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Episode 22
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34:06